Humer meets the frog

A young man named “humer” was hardworking. He spent his days trying his best to work hard and live a happier life. One night, he went to sleep as usual and had a dream. In his dream, was a frog sitting on a green couch with a cup of tea in his hand.

“What is it that you’re sipping?” he asked.

The frog sipped his tea and replied, “My name is Polkapoop.”

“I did not ask for your name. What are you drinking?”

“You’re in my house,” replied the frog.

“Are you mad?” yelled humer in frustration.

“Would you like to have a cup of green tea?” asked the frog.

“Oh sure. Thanks. By the way, you look beautiful,” said humer.

“Thanks, now open your eyes.”

Humer woke up to see the morning light shine and shower on his face mellifluously through the glossy curtain.

A fight

Blen was roaming around his school during lunch break. Sipping apple juice from a brand new bottle he had bought from a cheap store.

“Wow, such a rich taste. This apple juice has a smooth texture accompanying a tangy flavor that flirtingly stings the other end of my tongue.”

He was walking around the corridor, which was surrounded by a few classes. A scene caught his attention and to his surprise, he saw two kids grabbing each other’s collars. They sprouted nasty words, which were heavily vulgar for kids to use.

“What might you benefit from fighting against each other?” Blen asked the two boys.

“This fool insulted me!” said one.

“He started it!” said the other.

Blen, without thinking twice, opened his juice bottle and splashed the fluid on both the kids. The kids were sodden and their uniform, fully drenched in freshly pressed apple juice. The kids looked beautifully yellow.

“Ah, such art. You both look great. I can’t tell which one is wetter. You or you.”

The kids were furious. Their face was red as peach (or cherries). Both ran after Blen as fast as they could. But Blen was faster. After reaching a certain point, both kids had given up. They were sweaty and bent down tired with their hands on their knees.

“Both of you collaborated and ran. Well done. Now continue your fight,” said Blen smilingly.